STRAIN DEEP DIVE

We don’t usually do cake strains—but when we do, we do them right! Funimal Cake brings that rich, dessert-forward flavor profile with layers of sweet vanilla batter and just enough gas to keep it grounded. It’s indulgent without being over the top—like the kind of comfort food that comes with a blanket and a remote.

The high is warm and body-forward, settling in with a cozy tingle and the kind of full-body calm that turns just one episode into a full-blown movie marathon. Perfect for winding down, zoning in, or letting the world blur into the background while you melt into the cushions.